{"id":8617,"date":"2026-04-13T12:28:17","date_gmt":"2026-04-13T12:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/readingmate.co.uk\/littlereads\/our-library\/shouldnt-you-be-in-school\/"},"modified":"2026-09-25T11:18:59","modified_gmt":"2026-09-25T11:18:59","slug":"shouldnt-you-be-in-school","status":"publish","type":"our-books","link":"https:\/\/readingmate.co.uk\/littlereads\/our-library\/shouldnt-you-be-in-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Shouldn&#8217;t You Be in School?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Lemony Snicket comes a dry, very funny mystery for 9 year olds about a town where buildings keep burning down, called Shouldn&#8217;t You Be in School?<\/p>\n<p>Snicket is almost thirteen and an apprentice in a secret organisation. He tells you on the first page that he was wrong about all of it. This is the third of his four wrong questions, and it does lean on the first two.<\/p>\n<p>The town is Stain&#8217;d-by-the-Sea, and it&#8217;s fading fast. 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