Alan MacDonald’s Dirty Bertie book Monster is three funny stories for 6 year olds about a boy who never, ever knows when to give up.<\/p>\n
In the first, Miss Boot won’t let Bertie anywhere near the face paints at the school Summer Fair. He’s stuck on the Lucky Dip instead (last year he won a bar of scented soap from it, so you can see why he isn’t thrilled).<\/p>\n
So Bertie has a plan. He hides one borrowed pound coin in the sawdust. Then he whispers that there’s a fortune in there. Suddenly everyone wants a go, and the girls on face painting are very keen to swap.<\/p>\n
Which is how Know-All Nick asks to be painted as a big scary lion. He gets something else entirely.<\/p>\n
In the second story Bertie spots a busker with a hat full of money and decides that’s the job for him. His band is a kazoo, a violin Eugene has had a few lessons on and a biscuit tin bashed with wooden spoons. They play Jingle Bells in the middle of June. It does not go well.<\/p>\n
In the third, Dad drags the family up a mountain instead of the treetop adventure park Bertie was desperate to visit. Dad has forgotten one small thing. He’s scared of heights.<\/p>\n
These are quick, silly stories, each told in four short chapters, so they’re good for a child who’s building up to reading alone. Bertie’s schemes always make perfect sense to him. You can see every disaster coming a mile off, and that’s the fun of it. Half the laughs are in the grown-ups’ faces when it all goes wrong.<\/p>\n
The grossest it gets is some kazoo spit and a bit of sheep poo. Parents might recognise the begging, though. Pleeeease!<\/p>\n
If your reader likes a child who’s always in trouble but never quite means to be, Bertie is their boy.<\/p>\n
If they’d like more from Bertie’s school, try Angela Nicely. Angela is sure the head teacher is wearing a wig, and she’s going to prove it. Bertie’s there in the very first assembly, being told not to wipe his nose on Darren.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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