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Some are four lines and gone, like poor Peter the pilot who crashes a jumbo jet into Lake Ontario and gets his bottom wet.<\/p>\n<p>Others are proper little stories. Inspector Dogbone catches a crook by the nose, and then the crook eats his own nose, and then eats the rest of himself, and the case disappears along with him.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re written to be said out loud, and that&#8217;s really the point of them. The rhythms pull you along. Children start joining in on the repeated lines without being asked, which is exactly what you want at this age.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s one about being stuck halfway into a jumper with your head not through the neck hole, feeling &#8220;half way dead&#8221;. Any parent who has wrestled a five year old into school uniform will laugh.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a tickling rhyme, Skindiver, that heads for the toes and then the tummy and then bedtime. There&#8217;s a girl who grows a moustache and deals with it using the garden shears. 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