{"id":7292,"date":"2026-04-13T12:20:42","date_gmt":"2026-04-13T12:20:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/readingmate.co.uk\/littlereads\/our-library\/dragons-at-crumbling-castle\/"},"modified":"2026-09-24T06:12:58","modified_gmt":"2026-09-24T06:12:58","slug":"dragons-at-crumbling-castle","status":"publish","type":"our-books","link":"https:\/\/readingmate.co.uk\/littlereads\/our-library\/dragons-at-crumbling-castle\/","title":{"rendered":"Dragons at Crumbling Castle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Terry Pratchett&#8217;s Dragons at Crumbling Castle is a book of very funny short stories for 7 year olds, starting with a dragon problem that nobody else is around to sort out.<\/p>\n<p>Dragons have moved into Crumbling Castle, and King Arthur has nobody to send. His knights are off on quests. His guards are sick or away, and one has gone to see his granny. 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